8yo is offered a breadstick.
Granny: Woukd you like one of these? It’s a Grissini.
8yo: What’s one of them?
Granny: A breadstick.
8yo takes one and bites into it. Hands it back.
8 yo: Thanks, Granny, but it doesn’t taste like bread, and it doesn’t taste like a stick either.
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